'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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