U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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