She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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