Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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