youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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