no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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