Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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