I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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