I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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