and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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