seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
