nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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