trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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