He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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