just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
