I like to think it a success when the cops are called
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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