your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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