I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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