Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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