a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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