Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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