It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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