They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
