Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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