He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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