i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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