Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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