ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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