What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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