Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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