So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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