He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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