I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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