i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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