she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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