she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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