i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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