YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Michael Bay diarrhea
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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