I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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