i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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