You work out of a Hotel?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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