Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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