brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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