so explain again why im purple
no
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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