lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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