Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize