The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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