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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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