What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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