dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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