They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You are the jesus of drinking
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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