You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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