she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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