what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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