OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
