I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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